Fearless Polar Donkey Election Prediction

9th Congressional Seat- Cohen 76%-Wilkins 24% (Way too much drama for a blowout) Shelby County Mayor- Luttrell 54%-Malone 46% (Malone doesn't have resources and Brown/Brooks dragging down ticket) District Attorney- Weirich 69%-Brown 31% (Weirich deserves to loose. Brown is a total nutcase.) Sheriff- Oldham 61%-Cobb 39% (Oldham campaign seems really organized. Cobb, not so much. Plus, campaigning with Brown doesn't help.) Juvenile Court Clerk- Touliatos 62%-Brooks 38% (Henri can't stop being mean. She and Brown give white folks nightmares.) Assessor-Johnson 53%-Alexander 47% (God help us if Alexander wins. The county will go bankrupt. Brooks and Brown make this election much hard on Cheyenne than it needs to be.)