Wyatt Bunker: You Doth Protest Too Much

Who else is sick and tired of republicans feeling the need to externalize personal issues about latent homosexual tendencies through public policy? Why do these republicans care so much about what hole people are screwing in? These guys are all the same. Railing against homosexual rights yet in private doing something different. Hell, this is so common there is a documentary about it.

On Wednesday, Bunker said that homosexuality is a sin on par with alcoholism, theft or compulsive lying. Who talks like this? Well, one famous American did. Anthony Comstock. Famous moral crusader and repressed, sexual freak. Just because he had issues doesn’t mean he had to ruin other people’s lives. Funny how things have not changed much in over a century.

Come on people, if you are that worried about being exposed to homosexuality, chances are you were born gay. You don’t catch gayness like it is swine flu.

So I’m asking for all you readers to vote in the comment section. Yes or No, does Wyatt Bunker Doth Protest Too Much?

Also, does anyone know if this is true that Bunker had a residency at his storage company so he could qualify to run in his county commission district?