Breaking News: Who's the Daddy?

*Sarah Palin's daughter is Polar Donkey's baby's momma.
*John McCain has known this for over a week. He says he's cool with it.
*Sarah Palin said it should not be strange for her son and granddaughter to be the same age. God wants the descendants of the Palins to be as populace as the stars in the chosen land of Alaska.
*As Vice President, Palin will be working for the secession of Alaska from the Union with help from her friends in the Alaska Independence Party.