Why Does Bush Exercises SO Much

George Bush exercises to much. The question is then why? Everbody knows Bush has an addictive personality. (Cocaine and Alcohol) So it stands to reason he could get addicted to sex. But he is a devote holy roller and I don't think he's going to get that much from his valium induced, stepford wife. Chances are he feels guilty about spanking the monkey and works out his pent up sexual frustration through exercise. See, religion and an addictive personality makes you crazy. Plus, if Bush works out 2 hours a day, takes a nap, and goes to bed at 9 pm east coast time, when does he actually do anything?
Mr. President, for the good of the America and the world, please wax the dolphin more often.